Richard Koller

Profile Updated: June 17, 2009
Residing In: Tulsa, OK USA
Spouse/Partner: Christopher Arrington (the girl robot version)
Occupation: All around ne'er-do-well and roughshod roustabout
Children: Jag Mayenschein

Phoenix Mayenschein
Yes! Attending Reunion
School Story:

One time, Andy Reyna and I hacked into to the US Government mainframe (using a PC) and borrowed Uncle Sam's dime to create a computer simulation of the "perfect woman". Unbeknownst to us, there was a wicked electrical storm brewing right outside our door during said hacking. What followed from these two seemingly unconnected events was a series of wacky and bizarre adventures that resulted from the creation of a woman with inexplicable supernatural powers. Although we did not have "familiar relations" with her, she taught us about life and love. We made scientific history that night my friends; the type of scientific history that can only be described as very peculiar science. Suck it MAC!

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Posted: Dec 17, 2013 at 12:38 AM
This is Richard only minutes from open tryouts for the OKC Thunder. Meet him on the court and he's trouble. Why just last week, though only F'ing around, he got a triple-double (not really but thanks Ice Cube for your lyrical genius). In reality, Richard was humiliated off the b-ball court and pelted mercilessly with rocks on his way to being laughed out of the Ford Center. It was the kind of embarrasment that reminds us just how small we are in life. He would prefer it if you didn't look him in the eyes when you shake his hand in September.